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Q: What's better than a conversation dinosaur ? A: A spelling bee ! |
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Q: What do you dub a dinosaur that never gives up? A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops ! |
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Q: What type of tool does a primitive reptile carpenter
use? A: A dino-saw ! |
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Q: Who makes the best primitive reptile clothes ? A: A dino-sewer ! |
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Q: Which dinosaurs were the most excellent policemen? A: Tricera-cops ! |
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Q: What do you dub a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile! |
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Q: Where do primitive reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore ! Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things? A: At a dino-store! |
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Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore gullet? A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat! |
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Q: How do you create a dinosaur float? A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur ! |
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Q: Which category of dinosaur could jump higher than a
house ? A: Any kind! A house cannot jump! |
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Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your
jaws? A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich! |
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Q: What do you do if you get a blue Ichthyosaur ? A: Cheer him up! |
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Q: What's the distinction between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
A: The strawberry is red! |
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Q: What do you find when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry
patch? A: Strawberry jam ! |
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Q: Do you recognize how long dinosaurs should be fed? A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs ! |
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Q: What do you require to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
A: More than the dinosaur ! |
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Q: How did the dinosaur suffer after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth ! |
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Q: How much pelt can you get from a dinosaur ? A: As fur as you can get! |
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Q: Did the dinosaur take a bathtub ? A: Why, is there one missing? |
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Q: What is in the hub of dinosaurs ? A: The letter "s"! |
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Q: Where do dinosaurs obtain their mail ? A: At the dead-letter office! |
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Q: What's as huge as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? A: Her shadow! |
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Q: What do you obtain when a dinosaur sneezes? A: Out of the way! |
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Tom: I wish I had sufficient money to buy a dinosaur . Laura: What would you act with a dinosaur ? Tom: Who needs a dinosaur ? I just want the cash! |
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Q: What do you dub a Stegoceras with one leg? A: Eileen (I lean)! |
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Q: What dinosaur would you get in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus |
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Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the drizzle? A: Stegosaur-rust! |
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Q: What dinosaur adores pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops. |
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Q: What do you dub a three-ton dinosaur? A: "Sir!" |
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Q: What era would it be, if five dinosaurs are chasing
you? A: Five to one! |
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Q: What did the cave man tell when he slid down the dinosaurs
neck? A: So long! |
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Bob: Wow! Who stepped on your base? Fred: notice that Stegosaurus
over there? Bob: Yes, Fred: fine I didn't! 1. I can elevate a dinosaur with one hand. 2. I don't trust you. 1. Get me a dinosaur with one hand and I'll confirm it. |
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Q: What do you dub a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears
? A: Anything you want, it can't hear you! |
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Q: What do you find if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo
? A: A Tricera-hops! |
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Q: Who makes the best primitive reptile clothes ? A: A dino-sewer ! |
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Q: Where do primitive reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore ! |
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Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things? A: At a dino-store! |
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Q: How do dinosaurs give their bills? A: With Tyrannosaurus checks ! |
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