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Dinosaurs >> Dinosaur Jokes |
| Dinosaur Jokes for children |
Kids love dinosaurs, and children love dinosaur jokes! There are some actual groaners here which I am sure you will all like - and you can read them online or print them out to share with acquaintances. |
| Q. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the larva? A. Because it was an early bird! |
| Q. What do you do when a dinosaurs sneezes? A. Get out of the way! |
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| Q. What do you call a dinosaur wearing taut shoes? A. My-foot-is-saurus! |
| Q. What do you get when two dinosaurs crash? A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks! |
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Q. Why are there aged dinosaur bones in the museum? A. Because they can't afford new ones! |
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Q.Receptionist: Doctor, there's an imperceptible dinosaur
in the waiting room. A. Doctor: Tell her I can't see her! |
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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the highway? A. Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet! |
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Q. What does a Triceratops be seated on? A. Its Tricera-bottom! |
| Q. What do you call a sightless dinosaur? A. I-don't-think-he-saw-us! |
| Q. What do you dub a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and
talks? A. A dinobore! |
| Q. What do you dub a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? A. Anything you want, it can't hear you! |
| Q. What do you call a dinosaur that not at all gives up? A. Try-Try-Try-ceratops! |
| Q. When can three enormous dinosaurs hide under a small umbrella
and not get wet? A. When it's not raining! |
| Q. What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is slumbering? A. Stegosnorus! |
| Q. What did the dinosaur say after the car collide? A. I'msosaurus! |
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| Q. What's the most excellent way to talk to a dinosaur? A. Long distance! |
| Q. Which type of dinosaur could jump upper than a house? A. Any kind! A house can't jump! |
| Q.Why don't dinosaurs ever not remember? A. Because no one ever tells them anything! |
| Q. What's worse than a giraffe with a painful throat? A. A diplodocus with a sore throat! |
| Q. What does a huge Tyrannosaurus eat? A. Anything she wants! |
| Q. What should you do if you get a dinosaur in your bed? A. Find somewhere else to sleep! |
| Q. Did the dinosaur take a bathtub? A. Why, is there one missing? |
| Q. What do you find when a dinosaur sneezes? A. Out of the way! |
| Q. How do you recognize if there's a dinosaur under your bed? A. Your nose hits the ceiling! |
| Q. Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing dinosaurs with orange
acne! A. Doctor: Hmmm.... ok...Have you seen an eye doctor? Patient: No, now dinosaurs with orange spots. |
| Q. What do you find when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry
patch? A. Strawberry jam! |
