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| Interesting Kids Dinosaur Jokes |
| Q: What do you call a dinosaur that not at all gives up? A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops |
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Q: What made the dinosaur's car end? A: A flat Tire-annosaurus ! |
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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs collide their cars ? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks ! |
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Q: What type of tool does a primitive reptile carpenter use? A: A dino-saw ! |
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Q: What do you dub a dinosaur at the rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex |
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Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car mishap? A: Tyrannasaurus wreck! |
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Q: Who makes dinosaur garments? A: dino-sewer. |
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Q: Where does a dinosaur place in the sun? A: At the dino-shore |
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes the whole thing in its path? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks ! |
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Q: Which dinosaur slept every day ? A: The dino-snore! |
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Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy bonnet and boots? A: Tyrannosaurus tex! |
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Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food uncooked? A: Cause they don't know how to cook |
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Q: What do you find when a dinosaur blows it's nose? A: OUT of the way!! |
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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs collide their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks! |
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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano detonate? A: What a lavaly day! |
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Q: What vehicle does T-Rex make use of to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer |
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Q: What's green and mauve and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator. |
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Q: What kinds of materials do dinosaurs helpful for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles |
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Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making company? A: Try Sara's Tops |
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Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family unit called? A: Ptera Don |
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Q: How do you request a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex? |
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Q: What do you tell to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you. |
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Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton assault the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts! |
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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus. |
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Q: What do you call a sightless Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex. |
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Q: What do you find when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite. |
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Q: What was the mainly flaxiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex. |
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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater! |
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Q: Why did the T-Rex devour hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater! |
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Q: Why did the dinosaurs go died out? A: Because they wouldn't take a bath ! |
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Q: What was the scariest primitive animal? A: The Terror-dactyl ! |
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Q: What do you find if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A: A Tricera-hops! |
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Q: What do you get if you irritable a pig with a dinosaur ? A: Jurassic Pork! |
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Q: What family unit does Maiasaur belong to? A: I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one! |
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the drizzle ? A: A Stegosau-rust ! |
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