Interesting Kids Dinosaur Jokes
Dinosaur and Baby
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that not at all gives up?

A: Try and try and try and try-sarratops


  Q: What made the dinosaur's car end?

A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !


  Q: What do you get when dinosaurs collide their cars ?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !


  Q: What type of tool does a primitive reptile carpenter use?

A: A dino-saw !


  Q: What do you dub a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex


  Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car mishap?

A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!


  Q: Who makes dinosaur garments?

A: dino-sewer.


  Q: Where does a dinosaur place in the sun?

A: At the dino-shore


  Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes the whole thing in its path?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !


  Q: Which dinosaur slept every day ?

A: The dino-snore!


  Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy bonnet and boots?

A: Tyrannosaurus tex!


  Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food uncooked?

A: Cause they don't know how to cook


  Q: What do you find when a dinosaur blows it's nose?

A: OUT of the way!!


  Q: What do you get when dinosaurs collide their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!


  Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano detonate?

A: What a lavaly day!


  Q: What vehicle does T-Rex make use of to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer


  Q: What's green and mauve and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.


  Q: What kinds of materials do dinosaurs helpful for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles


  Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making company?

A: Try Sara's Tops


Dinosaurs
Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family unit called?

A: Ptera Don


 
Q: How do you request a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex?


  Q: What do you tell to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.


  Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton assault the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!


  Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.


  Q: What do you call a sightless Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.


  Q: What do you find when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.


  Q: What was the mainly flaxiest dinosaur?

A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.


  Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?

A: Because she was a plant eater!


  Q: Why did the T-Rex devour hamburgers?

A: Because he is a meat eater!


  Q: Why did the dinosaurs go died out?

A: Because they wouldn't take a bath !


  Q: What was the scariest primitive animal?

A: The Terror-dactyl !


  Q: What do you find if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?

A: A Tricera-hops!


  Q: What do you get if you irritable a pig with a dinosaur ?

A: Jurassic Pork!


  Q: What family unit does Maiasaur belong to?

A: I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!


  Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the drizzle ?

A: A Stegosau-rust !



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