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Q. What do dinosaurs have that no other reptiles have? A. Baby Dinosaurs. |
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Q. Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to settle? A. Anywhere he wants to. |
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Q. What did they call primitive sailing
disasters? A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks. |
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Q. Can you tell 10 dinosaurs names in 10
seconds? A. Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus. |
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Q. What do you call a dinosaur as soaring
as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each
foot? A. Sir. |
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Q. What do you call a dinosaur as soaring
as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot
and a own stereo over his ears? A. Anything you like, he won't hear you! |
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Q. What do you get if you traverse a mouse
with a Triceratops? A. Enormous holes in the base boards. |
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Q. How can you say if there is a dinosaur
in bed with you? A. By the `D' on his pajamas. |
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Q. How do you recognize if there is a Brachiosaurus
in bed with you? A. By the dinosnores. |
