Dinosaurs>>Dinosaur Jokes
Q. What do dinosaurs have that no other reptiles have?
A. Baby Dinosaurs.
Q. Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to settle?
A. Anywhere he wants to.
Q. What did they call primitive sailing disasters?
A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Q. Can you tell 10 dinosaurs names in 10 seconds?
A. Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as soaring as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
A. Sir.
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as soaring as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a own stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Q. What do you get if you traverse a mouse with a Triceratops?
A. Enormous holes in the base boards.
Q. How can you say if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?
A. By the `D' on his pajamas.
Q. How do you recognize if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
A. By the dinosnores.
