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| Kids Dinosaur Jokes Of The Day |
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Q: What should you do if you get a dinosaur in your bed? A: Find somewhere else to sleep! |
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Q: Do you recognize how long dinosaurs should be fed? A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs ! |
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Q: When can three enormous dinosaurs get under an umbrella
and not get wet? A: When it's not raining! |
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Q: How did the dinosaur feel later than he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth ! |
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Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went downhill? A: In the dark! |
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Q: What's as huge as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? A: Her shadow! |
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Q: What do you find when a dinosaur sneezes? A: Out of the way! |
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Q: What do you find if you cross a pig with a dinosaur
? A: Jurassic Pork! |
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Q: How do you recognize if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
A: Look for footprints in the pizza ! |
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Q: What happened when the dinosaur took the train house?
A: She had to bring it back! |
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Johnny: Why did the Triceratops cross the street? Billy: He didn't, the chicken crossed the street. Johnny: Well, why did the chicken cross the street? Billy: To getting away from the Triceratops ! |
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Q: Why was the dinosaur scared of the ocean ? A: Because there was something fishy about it! |
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Q: What do you dub a Stegoceras with one leg? A: Eileen (I lean)! |
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Mother: Why are you weeping? Daughter: Because I wanted to find a dinosaur for my baby brother . Mother: That's no reason to weep. Daughter: Yes it is! Nobody would trade me! |
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Q: What was the scariest primitive animal? A: The Terror-dactyl ! |
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Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its rear, and sixteen
wheels? A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates! |
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Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to house
plate? A: A dinoscore! |
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Q: What do you find if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo
? A: A Tricera-hops! |
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Q: What made the dinosaur's car end? A: A flat Tire-annosaurus ! |
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out
in the drizzle? A: A Stegosau-rust ! |
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Q: What type of tool does a primitive reptile carpenter
use? A: A dino-saw ! |
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Q: Who makes the best primitive reptile clothes? A: A dino-sewer ! |
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Q: Which dinosaurs were the most excellent policemen? A: Tricera-cops ! |
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is designated to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile! |
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Q: Where did Velociraptor buy belongings? A: At a dino-store! |
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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus consume the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater! |
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Q: What is an Iguanodon's preferred playground toy? A: A dino-see-saur ! |
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Q: How much fur can you find from a dinosaur ? A: As fur as you can get! |
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Q: Why do dinosaurs eat uncooked meat? A: Because they don't know how to cook ! |
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Q: What did dinosaurs have that no others animals always
had? A: Baby dinosaurs! |
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Q: How many dinosaurs can healthy in an empty box ? A: One. After that, the box isn't empty anymore! |
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Q: How can you say if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator
? A: The door won't close! |
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Q: Where do primitive reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore ! |
