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Q: What does a Triceratops sit on top? A: Its Tricera-bottom. |
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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs collide their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks ! |
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Q: Why did the dinosaur find in the bed ? A: Because he was tired! |
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street? A: It was the chicken's day off. |
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Q. Receptionist: Doctor, there's an imperceptible dinosaur
in the waiting room. A. Doctor: say to her I can't see her! |
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Q: What do you dub a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
A: Lazy bones! |
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Q: What did the dinosaur say after the car collide? A: I'msosaurus |
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Q: What do you dub a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks
and talks ...? A: A dinobore! |
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Q: What was T. rex's preferred number? A: Eight! (ate) |
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Q: Why are there aged dinosaur bones in the museum? A: Because they can't afford new ones! |
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Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't assault if you hold
a tree branch? A: That depends on how fast you carry it! |
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John: I lost my favorite dinosaur. Ron: Why don't you put an ad in the broadsheet? John: What excellent would that do, she can't read! |
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Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex find after mopping the
floor? A: Dino-sore! | ,
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Q: Why did the dinosaurs go died out? A: Because they wouldn't take a bath ! |
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Q: What makes more sound than a dinosaur ? A: Two dinosaurs ! |
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Q: What do you dub a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears
? A: Anything you want, it can't hear you! |
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that not at all gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops ! |
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes the whole thing
in its path? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks ! |
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Q: Which dinosaur slept every day ? A: The dino-snore! |
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Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy
bonnet and boots ? A: Tyrannosaurus tex! |
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Q: What do you said when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello! |
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Q: What do you do if you get a blue Ichthyosaur ? A: Cheer him up! |
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Q: Did the dinosaur take a bathtub? A: Why, is there one missing? |
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Q: What's the most excellent way to talk to a Tyrannosaur
? A: Long distance! |
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Q: What type of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A: A Bronco-saurus ! |
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Q: What do you find when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE! |
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Q: Which type of dinosaur could hop higher than a house? A: Any kind! A house can't jump! |
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Q: What does an enormous Tyrannosaurus eat? A: Anything she wants! |
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Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red color? 55 A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch! |
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