Kids love dinosaurs, and children love dinosaur jokes! There are some actual groaners here which I am sure you will all like - and you can read them online or print them out to share with acquaintances.

Q. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the larva?

A. Because it was an early bird!

Q. What do you do when a dinosaurs sneezes?

A. Get out of the way!


Q. What do you call a dinosaur wearing taut shoes?

A. My-foot-is-saurus!


Q. What do you get when two dinosaurs crash?

A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks!


Q. Why are there aged dinosaur bones in the museum?

A. Because they can't afford new ones!


  Q.Receptionist: Doctor, there's an imperceptible dinosaur in the waiting room.

A. Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!


  Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the highway?

A. Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!


  Q. What does a Triceratops be seated on?

A. Its Tricera-bottom!


  Q. What do you call a sightless dinosaur?

A. I-don't-think-he-saw-us!


  Q. What do you dub a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?

A. A dinobore!


  Q. What do you dub a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

A. Anything you want, it can't hear you!


  Q. What do you call a dinosaur that not at all gives up?

A. Try-Try-Try-ceratops!


  Q. When can three enormous dinosaurs hide under a small umbrella and not get wet?

A. When it's not raining!


  Q. What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is slumbering?

A. Stegosnorus!


  Q. What did the dinosaur say after the car collide?

A. I'msosaurus!


  Q. What's the most excellent way to talk to a dinosaur?

A. Long distance!


Q. Which type of dinosaur could jump upper than a house?

A. Any kind! A house can't jump!


  Q.Why don't dinosaurs ever not remember?

A. Because no one ever tells them anything!


  Q. What's worse than a giraffe with a painful throat?

A. A diplodocus with a sore throat!


  Q. What does a huge Tyrannosaurus eat?

A. Anything she wants!


  Q. What should you do if you get a dinosaur in your bed?

A. Find somewhere else to sleep!


  Q. Did the dinosaur take a bathtub?

A. Why, is there one missing?


  Q. What do you find when a dinosaur sneezes?

A. Out of the way!


  Q. How do you recognize if there's a dinosaur under your bed?

A. Your nose hits the ceiling!


  Q. Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing dinosaurs with orange acne!

A. Doctor: Hmmm.... ok...Have you seen an eye doctor? Patient: No, now dinosaurs with orange spots.


  Q. What do you find when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?

A. Strawberry jam!


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